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Man's 'I'll Fix It' Has Resulted In 47 Broken Things And A 'Handyman' Reputation He Did Not Earn

Man's 'I'll Fix It' Has Resulted In 47 Broken Things And A 'Handyman' Reputation He Did Not Earn
He fixed a leaky faucet by turning off the water to the whole house. His wife is 'not impressed.'

Jake McFixIt has a reputation as 'handy.' He is not. He fixed a light switch by taping it in the 'on' position. 'It works,' Jake said. It did — forever. His wife has started a secret 'professional repair fund.' 'I call someone when he's at work,' she said. Jake's latest project: 'fixing' the garage door so it now opens sideways. 'It's creative,' Jake said. The neighbors disagree.

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