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Man's 'I Don't Need Therapy' Is The Reason Everyone Around Him Is Now In Therapy

Man's 'I Don't Need Therapy' Is The Reason Everyone Around Him Is Now In Therapy
His family has a group chat called 'Jake's Progress.' Jake is not in the chat. 'I'm fine,' Jake said.

Jake Denial refuses therapy. His family disagreed. His ex went to therapy 'to process Jake.' His coworkers started therapy 'to cope with Jake.' His dog has a therapist 'for separation anxiety caused by Jake.' Jake is still 'fine.' 'Everyone else is the problem,' Jake said. His family has started a support group for 'people affected by Jake.' Jake is not invited. 'I'm too stable for that,' Jake said.

📅 16 hrs ago ⏱️ 66s read #Therapy#Denial#Satire
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