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Man's 'I Don't Need Therapy' Has Become The Reason Everyone Around Him Needs Therapy

Man's 'I Don't Need Therapy' Has Become The Reason Everyone Around Him Needs Therapy
His friends have started a group chat called 'Jake's Intervention Preparation Committee.'

Jake Denial insists he doesn't need therapy. His friends disagree. 'He cried for 3 hours because his sandwich was cut wrong,' one friend reported. Jake's ex-girlfriend is now in therapy 'to process the sandwich incident.' His coworkers have started a 'Jake venting session' every Friday. Jake remains 'fine.' The sandwich has been memorialized in a group chat sticker. Jake is not in the group chat.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Therapy#Denial#Comedy
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