Man's 'I Don't Need Instructions' Results In A Bookshelf That Leans 47 Degrees
He calls it 'postmodern architecture.' His girlfriend calls it 'a hazard.' She's sleeping on the couch.
Jake McDIY refused the IKEA instructions. 'I have spatial intelligence,' Jake said. 6 hours later, he had a bookshelf that leans 47 degrees. 'It's conceptual,' Jake claimed. His girlfriend has hired a professional. The professional laughed. The bookshelf is now 'art.' Jake is no longer allowed to assemble furniture. He's now 'supervising' — which means 'offering unhelpful suggestions.'