Man's 'I Don't Need A Manual' While Assembling IKEA Results In 'Postmodern Bookshelf' Leaning 47 Degrees
He calls it 'intentional asymmetry.' His girlfriend calls it 'a hazard.' She's sleeping on the couch.
Jake McDIY refused the IKEA instructions. 'I have intuition,' Jake said. 6 hours later, he had extra screws, a missing shelf, and a bookshelf that leans aggressively. 'It's conceptual,' Jake claimed. His girlfriend has hired a professional. The professional laughed. The shelf is now 'art.' Jake is no longer allowed to assemble furniture. He's now 'supervising' — which means 'offering unhelpful suggestions from the couch.'