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Man's 'I Don't Like Drama' Is The Most Dramatic Statement Anyone Has Ever Made, Proving His Point Wrong

Man's 'I Don't Like Drama' Is The Most Dramatic Statement Anyone Has Ever Made, Proving His Point Wrong
'I hate conflict,' Jake said, starting conflict. 'That's dramatic,' his friend said. 'No it's not,' Jake said dramatically.

Jake NoDrama begins every sentence with 'I don't like drama' — dramatically. 'I hate conflict,' Jake said, creating conflict. His friends have a bingo card. 'He's the most dramatic person I know,' one said. Jake has since created a 'no drama' Slack channel — where he posts dramatic updates about how drama-free he is. The channel has 47 members. They're all discussing Jake. 'It's not drama,' Jake said. It is.

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