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Man's 'I Don't Like Drama' Is Actually The Most Dramatic Statement Anyone Can Make

Man's 'I Don't Like Drama' Is Actually The Most Dramatic Statement Anyone Can Make
He said it in a dramatic whisper, then dramatically left the room, then dramatically returned to clarify.

Jake NoDrama began every sentence with 'I don't like drama' — dramatically. 'I hate conflict,' he said, starting conflict. His friends have a bingo card. 'He's the most dramatic person I know,' one said. Jake has since created a 'no drama' Slack channel — where he posts dramatic updates about how drama-free he is. The channel has 47 members. They're all discussing Jake.

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