Man's Farts Have A 'Mind Of Their Own,' They Only Happen In Quiet Elevators
The farts have 'timing issues' and 'social anxiety.' They only appear at the most inconvenient moments.
Jake McFart's flatulence has developed 'timing issues.' 'It only happens in quiet elevators,' Jake said. 'It's like they have a mind of their own.' His farts have 'social anxiety' and 'performance issues.' Jake has tried to control them. 'They're not listening,' Jake said. 'They have their own schedule.' Jake now avoids elevators.