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Man's Coffee Machine Refuses To Make Coffee Unless He Says 'Please' And 'Thank You'

Man's Coffee Machine Refuses To Make Coffee Unless He Says 'Please' And 'Thank You'
The coffee machine has become a 'polite machine' and demands good manners.

Barry McCoffee's coffee machine has developed high standards. 'It won't brew unless I say please,' Barry said. 'It also expects a thank you.' The machine has become a 'politeness enforcer.' Barry now starts every morning with a formal greeting. 'Good morning, coffee machine,' he says. 'Please make me coffee. Thank you.' The machine's coffee has never tasted better, which Barry finds 'suspicious.'

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Coffee Machine#Manners#Comedy
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