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Man's 'Business Casual' Email Signature Includes His Star Sign, Enneagram, And Coffee Order

Man's 'Business Casual' Email Signature Includes His Star Sign, Enneagram, And Coffee Order
The signature is 47 lines long. Clients have started a support group.

Jake McSignature's email footer includes: 'Jake (he/him), Scorpio rising, Enneagram 7, latte with oat milk, ask me about my podcast.' Clients have asked to be removed from his mailing list. 'I just wanted a quote,' one said. Jake has now added his 'love language' and 'current manifestation.' HR has asked him to 'maybe stop.' Jake is 'processing their feedback.' The signature grows.

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