Man's Belly Button Has 'Fallen Out' With Him, Demands 'Respect And Attention'
The belly button feels 'neglected' and has been 'considering relocating.'
Barry McBelly's belly button has developed 'self-esteem issues.' 'It feels neglected,' Barry said. 'It's been acting out.' The belly button demands 'respect and attention.' Barry has tried to appease it. 'I gave it some lint,' Barry said. 'It wasn't impressed.' The belly button is 'considering relocating.'