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Mango Releases iPotty: Flushes Only After You Watch a 30-Second Ad

Mango Releases iPotty: Flushes Only After You Watch a 30-Second Ad
CEO Tim MangoSeed says 'it's revolutionary bathroom engagement.'

The iPotty has a retinal scanner and charges $4.99/month to remove ads. Early testers got locked in for 12 minutes. One reviewer described it as 'a prison made of porcelain and regret.'

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