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Manager Says 'We're Like A Family' Then Forgets Employee's Name For 3 Months

Manager Says 'We're Like A Family' Then Forgets Employee's Name For 3 Months
He has called her 'sweetie,' 'kiddo,' and 'the one with the hair' before finally learning 'Jessica.'

Jessica Nameberg has worked at her job for 12 weeks. Her manager, Dave 'Family' Thompson, still calls her 'hey you.' 'We're a close-knit team,' Thompson said during a meeting, gesturing vaguely in Jessica's direction. He has tried 'Jennifer,' 'Stephanie,' and once just pointed and said 'the one who does the... thing.' Jessica has started wearing a name tag. Dave still calls her 'tag girl.'

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