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Man Wins Lottery, Immediately Buys 10,000 Rubber Chickens

Financial advisor hospitalized from excessive squawking.

Local winner Harold Finch spent his entire jackpot on novelty items. 'I've always wanted to be taken seriously,' he said while surrounded by squeaking poultry. He plans to run for office on the Rubber Chicken Party ticket.

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