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Man Uses 47 Tupperware Containers To Store One Sandwich, Loses Sandwich

Man Uses 47 Tupperware Containers To Store One Sandwich, Loses Sandwich
The sandwich is now lost in a sea of containers. He'll find it next year. Maybe.

Jake packed one sandwich in 47 Tupperware containers. 'It's very secure,' Jake said. He forgot which container had the sandwich. 'I think it's in the blue one,' Jake said. 'Or the green one.' The sandwich is now lost. 'I'll find it eventually,' Jake said. He has started a spreadsheet to track the containers. The spreadsheet has 47 entries. The sandwich is still missing. 'I'm committed,' Jake said.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Food#Organization#Satire
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