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Man Uses 47 Different Ways To Say 'No' In One Conversation, Confuses Everyone

Man Uses 47 Different Ways To Say 'No' In One Conversation, Confuses Everyone
'No,' 'not really,' 'I don't think so,' 'perhaps not,' 'I'll pass.' The list goes on.

Jake said 'no' 47 different ways in one conversation. 'No,' Jake said. 'Not really.' 'I don't think so.' 'Perhaps not.' 'I'll pass.' The other person was confused. 'Is that a no?' they asked. 'It's complicated,' Jake said. His friends have started a 'Jake Says No' bingo card. 'He never says yes,' one said. 'He says 'I'll consider it.'' That's also a no.

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