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Man Uses 47 Different Mugs In One Day, Refuses To Wash Them, Now Has 'Mug Mountain'

Man Uses 47 Different Mugs In One Day, Refuses To Wash Them, Now Has 'Mug Mountain'
The mountain is now a geological feature. His wife is 'negotiating a treaty.'

Jake uses a new mug for every drink. He has 47 mugs in his sink. 'It's a collection,' Jake said. His wife calls it 'Mug Mountain.' 'It's a problem,' she said. 'It's a system,' Jake said. The mountain is now 3 feet tall. Jake has started a 'mug rotation' schedule. He has not washed a mug in 2 weeks. 'I'm very organized,' Jake said. His wife is considering a divorce.

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