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Man Uses 47 Different 'Dear John' Letters To Break Up, Forgets Which One He Sent

Man Uses 47 Different 'Dear John' Letters To Break Up, Forgets Which One He Sent
'Which letter did I send?' Jake asked. 'The passive-aggressive one or the poetic one?' He's not sure.

Jake wrote 47 breakup letters. He sent one. 'I don't remember which one,' Jake said. 'Was it the 'it's not you, it's me' one? Or the 'I need space' one?' His ex has framed it. 'It's the 'you're too good for me' one,' she said. 'I think.' Jake has started a 'breakup letter journal.' 'I need to track my work,' Jake said. He has 47 exes.

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