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Man Teaches His Goldfish to Play Poker, Wins Neighborhood Tournament

Man Teaches His Goldfish to Play Poker, Wins Neighborhood Tournament
The fish has an incredible poker face and excellent memory for cards.

After months of training, Kevin's goldfish 'Bluff' dominated the local poker night. 'He never bluffs... or does he?' said a defeated neighbor. Animal behaviorists are studying the phenomenon while bookies refuse to take bets against aquatic opponents.

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