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Man Spends 3 Hours Curating 'Aesthetic' Grocery Haul Photo, Forgets To Buy Actual Groceries

Man Spends 3 Hours Curating 'Aesthetic' Grocery Haul Photo, Forgets To Buy Actual Groceries
He left the store with 47 photos and zero food. His fridge is 'still minimalist.'

Bradley Snapwell spent 3 hours arranging his grocery cart for the perfect 'aesthetic haul' photo. 'The lighting had to be right,' Snapwell said. He adjusted avocados, repositioned organic milk, and captured 47 angles. He then left the store, realized he forgot to pay, and left with nothing. 'It's okay,' Snapwell said. 'The photo is everything.' His fridge is empty. His Instagram is full.

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