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Man Says 'I'll Start My Diet Monday' For 47 Consecutive Mondays

Man Says 'I'll Start My Diet Monday' For 47 Consecutive Mondays
Sunday night is now his 'last supper' — every week.

Greg Procrastinori has declared 47 different Mondays as 'Day One' of his health journey. Each Sunday evening, he consumes 'one last pizza' as a farewell to carbs. 'This Monday is different,' he insists weekly. His fridge contains a thriving ecosystem of 'healthy foods I'll eat tomorrow.' Greg has now started pre-announcing his diet on social media, where his friends have a betting pool on when he'll actually start.

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