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Man Orders Pizza With 47 Toppings, Delivery Driver Quits And Joins A Monastery

Man Orders Pizza With 47 Toppings, Delivery Driver Quits And Joins A Monastery
The pizza weighed 14 pounds. The driver's resignation letter read 'I can't do this anymore.'

Jake McPizza ordered a pizza with 47 different toppings. 'I wanted to try everything,' Jake said. The pizza weighed 14 pounds. The delivery driver, Kevin, took one look at the order and quit. 'I need to find meaning,' Kevin said. He has since joined a monastery. The pizza was delivered by the manager. The manager also quit. Jake ate 2 slices. The rest is in his fridge, 'for later.'

📅 14 hrs ago ⏱️ 68s read #Pizza#Food#Comedy
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