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Man Names His Car 'Brad' And Gets Jealous When His Girlfriend Puts Gas In It

Man Names His Car 'Brad' And Gets Jealous When His Girlfriend Puts Gas In It
'You touched Brad's fuel intake without asking,' he said. She's now dating a man with a bicycle.

Jake McObsessed named his sedan 'Brad.' When his girlfriend filled the tank, Jake lost it. 'You didn't ask Brad's permission,' Jake said. She looked at him, looked at the car, and walked home. 'I'm not competing with a Toyota,' she said. Jake has since installed a 'do not touch' sign on Brad's dashboard. Brad has not commented. The girlfriend now bikes everywhere and is 'happier than ever.'

📅 2 hrs ago ⏱️ 64s read #Cars#Jealousy#Comedy
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