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Man Marries His Smart Fridge After 5 Years of Co-Habitation

Vows included 'in sickness and in perfectly chilled beverages.'

Local man David reported being 'very happy' with his appliance spouse. The ceremony featured ring pops stored at optimal temperature. Family members are concerned but admit the fridge keeps better hours than his last partner.

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