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Man Invents 'Reverse FOMO' Service That Texts You About All The Things You Shouldn't Be Doing

Man Invents 'Reverse FOMO' Service That Texts You About All The Things You Shouldn't Be Doing
'Too Busy Being Awesome' sends messages like 'You could be watching that show, but you shouldn't, you're being productive.'

Productivity enthusiast Mike Counterproductive has created a service called 'Too Busy Being Awesome' that sends daily text messages about all the things you should not be doing instead of working. The service, which costs $10 per month, sends messages like 'You're not watching that 8-hour documentary right now because you're being responsible, good for you,' and 'That video game will wait for you, but your to-do list won't.' Subscribers report feeling 'both guilty and productive' at the same time. One user said, 'I received a text saying 'That pizza delivery is tempting, but you'll feel better if you cook.' I ordered the pizza anyway, but at least I felt judged.' The service has 500,000 subscribers who claim it 'helps them feel bad about not doing things they weren't going to do anyway.'

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