Man Invents 'Passive Income' By Doing Absolutely Nothing, Claims He Makes $47,000 Per Month

Self-proclaimed passive income guru Gary Zen has announced to his 2 million followers that he makes $47,000 per month by 'simply existing and allowing money to flow to him.' Gary's system, which he sells for $997 in his course 'Be A Magnet For Money,' involves 'vibrating at a frequency of abundance' and 'letting the universe know you're open to receiving.' He claims that by thinking about money and 'not trying too hard,' he receives checks in the mail from 'the universe.' When asked to prove his income, Gary showed bank statements that appear to be 'illustrations of what bank statements might look like.' He has since been invited to speak at financial conferences about 'how to fail at passive income' and has been banned from three states for 'claiming money grows on trees, which it does not.'