Man Invents 'Lazy man's GPS' That Always Tells You To Turn At The Last Possible Moment

Navigational enthusiast Mike Useless has created a new GPS app called 'Surprise Navigation' that gives turn-by-turn directions only 3 seconds before you need to act. The app's philosophy is that 'anticipation is overrated, and making last-second decisions is more exciting than planning.' One user said, 'I was going 70 mph on the highway and the app said -Turn right in 3... 2... 1... now and I had to take an exit into a cornfield. Very scenic.' The app also has features like 'Recalculating Into The Wrong Direction' and 'Suggesting U-turns for no reason.' Mike says the app is 'for people who like their life to have more spontaneity.' The app has been downloaded 2 million times, primarily by people who 'enjoy chaos' and 'hate being prepared for things.'