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Man Invents Device That Translates Dog Barks, Discovers His Dog Is A Political Commentator

Man Invents Device That Translates Dog Barks, Discovers His Dog Is A Political Commentator
The dog has opinions on foreign policy. 'The neighbor's cat is a threat to national security,' the dog barked.

Jake invented a 'dog bark translator.' His dog, Rex, had a lot to say. 'The mailman is suspicious,' Rex barked. 'The squirrel situation is escalating.' Jake discovered Rex has strong political opinions. 'We need stricter treat regulations,' Rex barked. Jake has started a podcast called 'Rex's Political Bark.' Rex has 47,000 followers. Jake is just the translator. 'I'm proud of him,' Jake said.

📅 12 hrs ago ⏱️ 68s read #Pets#Invention#Satire
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