Man Invents 'Closet Curator' AI That Judges Every Outfit Combination You Consider

Fashion-forward tech entrepreneur Mike Unfashionable has created an AI called 'Fashion Police' that lives in your closet and judges every outfit combination you consider. The AI uses a camera to analyze your outfit choices and delivers real-time commentary like 'Are you sure about those socks with those shoes? Because I'm not sure about those socks with those shoes' and 'That outfit says -I tried but not in a good way.' One user said, 'I held up a shirt and the AI said -That's the shirt you wore to that thing. You know what thing. Don't wear it again. I didn't even have to explain.' The AI also maintains a 'Fashion Crimes' database of every outfit you've worn that it deemed unacceptable. The system has been credited with improving the wardrobes of 500,000 people and ruining the confidence of 47,000.