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Man Has 47 Unread Work Emails, Spends 3 Hours Organizing His Desk Instead

Man Has 47 Unread Work Emails, Spends 3 Hours Organizing His Desk Instead
The pens are now color-coded. The emails remain untouched.

Gary Avoidance stared at his overflowing inbox for 3 hours without opening a single email. Instead, he alphabetized his books, cleaned his keyboard with a toothbrush, and created a detailed spreadsheet of his office supplies. 'I'm mentally preparing,' Avoidance explained. His boss walked by and asked 'getting a lot done?' Gary said 'yes' without specifying what. He now has 48 unread emails and a very organized desk.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Work#Procrastination#Satire
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