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Man Goes Viral For Wearing The Same Suit To Every Meeting For 7 Years, Nobody Noticed

Man Goes Viral For Wearing The Same Suit To Every Meeting For 7 Years, Nobody Noticed
The suit has become legendary. His coworkers have started a fan club. 'It's the same suit?' they asked.

Jake has worn the same suit to every business meeting for 7 years. Nobody noticed. 'I have 5 identical suits,' Jake said. 'But they're basically the same.' His coworkers were shocked. 'I thought it was a different suit every time,' one said. 'It was the same suit,' Jake said. The suit has been named 'Suit McSuitface' and has its own Instagram. Jake is now a fashion icon. 'I'm not a fashion person,' Jake said. 'I'm just consistent.'

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