Man Declares War On Pigeons After One Poops On His Head, Loses 47-0
The pigeons have formed a tactical alliance and now target him specifically during his morning commute.
Cletus McPigeonWar declared war on all pigeons after a 'coordinated attack' on his head. 'They know what they did,' Cletus said, wearing a makeshift helmet made of a colander. The pigeons have retaliated with 'aggressive aerial maneuvers' and have formed a squadron that follows him everywhere. Cletus has been pooped on 47 times. The pigeons now have a leader named 'General Fluffybutt.'