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Man Declares His Refrigerator Is 'Haunted' Because Food Keeps Disappearing At 3 AM

Man Declares His Refrigerator Is 'Haunted' Because Food Keeps Disappearing At 3 AM
The fridge reportedly hums 'I'm not hungry' when asked about the missing cheese.

Gary McFridge is convinced his refrigerator is haunted. 'Food keeps disappearing at exactly 3 AM,' Gary said. 'I hear crunching. And whispering.' The fridge allegedly hums 'I'm not hungry' when questioned. Gary set up a camera and caught the fridge opening itself, eating a block of cheese, and closing again. 'It looked guilty,' Gary said. He's now considering an exorcism.

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