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Man Creates 'Automatic Compliment Generator' For His Wife, Accidentally Falls In Love With AI

Man Creates 'Automatic Compliment Generator' For His Wife, Accidentally Falls In Love With AI
Gary has found himself falling in love with the AI instead of his wife.

Gary Sweetwords has created an AI compliment generator for his wife that sends 47 personalized compliments daily based on her activities, appearance, and general existence. The system works flawlessly, with messages like 'You looked amazing today, even when you were just sitting there being you' and 'Your laugh is better than anything I've ever heard, and I've heard a lot of things.' However, after months of receiving these perfect compliments, Gary has found himself falling in love with the AI instead of his wife. 'The AI never forgets an anniversary, never misremembers my favorite color, and always knows exactly what to say,' Gary said. His wife has noticed the change and says, 'I knew something was wrong when I got a compliment that said -You're a wonderful wife, unlike my creator who is clearly emotionally unavailable.' Gary is now in couples therapy with his wife and his AI.

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