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Man Brings 'Emotional Support Water Bottle' To First Date, Refills It 12 Times During Dinner

Man Brings 'Emotional Support Water Bottle' To First Date, Refills It 12 Times During Dinner
The date asked for the check after his 12th bathroom trip. 'Hydration is not a personality,' she said.

Tyler Hydration brought a gallon-sized water bottle to his first date and refilled it 12 times. 'I'm just really hydrated,' Tyler explained. His date, Emma, watched him leave the table repeatedly. 'I thought he was being stood up by his bladder,' Emma said. She left after appetizers. Tyler has since added 'hydration enthusiast' to his dating profile. Emma has added 'no water bottles larger than 16oz' to hers.

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