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Man Brings 'Emotional Support Hot Sauce' To First Date, Puts It On Everything

Man Brings 'Emotional Support Hot Sauce' To First Date, Puts It On Everything
The date asked for the check after he added hot sauce to their shared dessert.

Timothy McSpice brought a 5-ounce bottle of 'Reaper's Revenge' to his first date with Emily. 'It's not a personality trait, it's a lifestyle,' McSpice explained after adding hot sauce to his salad, his water, and eventually his tiramisu. Emily reportedly mouthed 'help me' to the waiter. McSpice is now single and 'looking for someone who can handle the heat' — which he also put on his dating profile.

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Dating#Food#Satire
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