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Man Argues With His Toaster For 3 Hours, Loses, Now Eats Cereal For Every Meal

Man Argues With His Toaster For 3 Hours, Loses, Now Eats Cereal For Every Meal
The toaster reportedly said 'you're not even using me correctly' and refused to pop for the rest of the day.

Barry McToast engaged in a heated 3-hour argument with his toaster after it burned his bagel for the 47th time. 'It started making personal attacks,' Barry said. 'It said I don't understand its settings and that I'm a 'darkness-obsessed monster.'' The toaster has since been unplugged and placed in the garage, but Barry still hears it whispering 'medium toast is superior.' He has now resorted to eating dry cereal for every meal.

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