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Lucky McCluckster Buys 12,000 Rubber Chickens With Lottery Winnings

Financial advisor now clucking in therapy.

Lucky McCluckster filled his mansion with squeaky poultry. 'Finally, someone who listens to me,' he said. He plans to run for mayor on the Platform of Perpetual Squawk.

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