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Lord Burger McMunchkin Creates 'Regret Burger' That Apologizes After Every Bite

Comes with guilt pickles and sorry sauce.

At Munchkin MegaBites, Lord Burger McMunchkin launched the world's most self-aware fast food. 'I'm sorry for the calories,' the burger whispers. Diners leave feeling full and emotionally drained. Dietitians recommend therapy fries on the side.

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