Local Politician Proposes Building Wall Made Entirely Of Tweets, Estimates 500 Years To Complete

Councilman Bigly Wallbuilder from the small town of Placeholderville has proposed an ambitious infrastructure project: a 300-foot-tall wall made entirely of archived tweets. The wall, which would stretch from the town's only gas station to its only grocery store, would contain an estimated 47 trillion tweets spanning from 2006 to present day. According to the proposal, the wall would be 'structurally unsound but extremely culturally significant' and would include the entire archive of 'your mother' jokes, political arguments from 2012, and every hot take about Game of Thrones. The project is estimated to take 500 years to complete and cost approximately $4.7 trillion, which is slightly more than the town's annual budget of $47,000. Councilman Wallbuilder insists the wall 'will be tremendous, believe me, and very tweetable.'