Local Man Trains His Houseplants to Fetch the Remote Control
The monstera now changes channels during commercials.
After six months of intensive training, Kevin's monstera named Kevin Jr. has mastered basic remote control skills. 'He responds best to encouragement and occasional fertilizer bribes,' Kevin explained proudly. Neighbors report hearing 'good boy' and the faint rustle of leaves from next door. The plant is now in negotiations for a higher allowance of sunlight.