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Local Man Says 'I Could Do That' While Watching Olympic Gymnast, Promptly Falls Off Couch

Local Man Says 'I Could Do That' While Watching Olympic Gymnast, Promptly Falls Off Couch
His wife has recorded the incident and plans to play it at their next dinner party.

Craig Armchair, 45, made the fatal mistake of uttering 'honestly, that doesn't look that hard' during the balance beam finals. His wife dared him to demonstrate. Craig attempted a 'simple cartwheel' in the living room, knocked over a lamp, pulled a hamstring, and landed face-first into a bowl of chips. 'I meant I could do the cheering part,' he said from the floor. The video has 2 million views on TikTok under the hashtag #OlympicDreamsDashed.

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