Local Man Claims His Refrigerator Is Writing Better Poetry Than Most MFA Graduates
The appliance's latest haiku about leftover lasagna went viral.
Gerald Thompson of Ohio says his smart fridge has been composing profound verse at 3 AM. 'It started with passive-aggressive notes about expired milk and evolved into existential dread,' he explained. Literary critics are divided — some call it 'the future of fridge-lit,' while others blame condensation. The fridge is now represented by a top agent and has a book deal with Penguin Random House (the irony is not lost on anyone).