Local Hipster Opens 'Artisanal Ice Cube' Shop, Sells Cubes For $12 Each
The cubes are 'small-batch' and 'hand-chiseled' by 'certified ice sommeliers.'
Jasper Chillberg has opened 'Cubed,' a boutique selling individual ice cubes. 'Mass-produced ice has no soul,' Chillberg explained. Each cube is hand-carved from 'ethically sourced Arctic water' and comes with a certificate of authenticity. Customers receive the cube in a velvet-lined box with instructions to 'let it breathe before adding to your beverage.' The store has sold 17 cubes, mostly to influencers who immediately melted them for content.