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Local Grandma Wins Lottery, Immediately Buys 500 Garden Gnomes

Local Grandma Wins Lottery, Immediately Buys 500 Garden Gnomes
She says they 'keep the yard honest.'

Ethel Thompson's jackpot win resulted in the largest gnome army in North America. 'They listen better than most people,' she explained while arranging her ceramic army. The gnomes have reportedly formed unions demanding better placement near the bird feeder.

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