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Local Grandma Starts Underground Fight Club for Knitting Enthusiasts

Local Grandma Starts Underground Fight Club for Knitting Enthusiasts
First rule of Knit Club: Don't drop a stitch.

Ethel 'The Hook' Thompson has transformed her basement into an exclusive fight club where seniors battle with yarn and needles. 'It's not about violence, it's about tension control,' she explained while demonstrating a perfect cable stitch takedown. Paramedics on standby report mostly bruised egos and dropped stitches.

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