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Library Books Start Talking Back to Borrowers With Savage Reviews

Library Books Start Talking Back to Borrowers With Savage Reviews
Readers advised to be kinder or face literary roasts.

Patrons at the New York Public Library were shocked when books began critiquing their life choices aloud. One self-help book told a man 'maybe try reading me instead of doomscrolling.' The phenomenon is spreading and librarians have never been busier.

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