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Leotard DiCapriSun Dates a Picture of a Fish, Breaks Up Because 'She Was Too Clingy'

The fish was a printed photo from a 1997 calendar. He kept it for 3 weeks.

His rep says 'Leotard is focusing on his environmental work now... and also tuna.'

📅 13 hrs ago ⏱️ 70s read #Dating#Satire

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