Legendary Singer Famous McVocals Announces 'Final World Tour', Then Announces 47 More Tours

Music legend Famous McVocals, known for hits like 'I Can't Hear Anything But My Voice' and 'Please Don't Stop The Music (I'm Begging You),' has announced what is being called the 'truly final final final world tour, for real this time.' The tour, which was originally announced in 2019 as 'definitely my last one ever,' has been extended 47 times due to 'overwhelming demand' and 'my retirement fund not being large enough.' The current version of the tour includes 300 planets, 47 dimensions, and a stop at the sun (briefly, around sunset). Fans who bought tickets in 2019 have aged 6 years while waiting, and their children now have children. McVocals' management released a statement saying, 'This is definitely the final tour. We promise. Unless we add more dates, in which case, that's also final.'