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Leftie McShoe Divorces Sock for Chronic Stink Incompatibility

Leftie McShoe Divorces Sock for Chronic Stink Incompatibility
Footwear courts flooded with separation cases.

Leftie McShoe cited irreconcilable odors in the filing. 'I deserve fresh air!' Sock responded with a passive-aggressive wash cycle. Couples counseling via fabric softener is now trending.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Fashion#Divorce#Absurd
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